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50 Cent’s Dime Store Opening Pitch at the Met’s Game

Damn Fiddy. Oh well. I’d nurse my tears with some of that Vitamin Water money if I were him.

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News

Man kills DC socialite, forges inheritance documents, and has a catamite. Damn.

As if life couldn’t get any more bizarre. This almost reminds me of an episode of Sick Sad World. I’m sure you all remember MTV’s Daria? Who doesn’t, right? Anyway, on today’s episode of Sick Sad World: a 91-year old socialite, alleged to have been murdered by her young husband, had her signature forged on […]

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