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News Headlines: April 20, 2015 – ISIS Declares Jihad on Taliban, PRC and Solar Power, Russian Trade Declines, Pulitzer Winners

ISIS and the Taliban Declare Jihad on Each Other Germany Plans to Recognize Armenian Genocide, Turkey Offers Protest People’s Republic of China Engaged in Massive Solar Power Program France’s National Assembly Debates Legalizing Edward Snowden-Style Whistleblowing Astronomers Discover Largest Known Object in the Universe Israeli Prime Minister Refuses to Meet Former US President Jimmy Carter […]

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News Headlines May 13, 2013

The SATs Cancelled in South Korea in First-Ever Ban of Entire Nation Due to Cheating Concerns Czech President Reportedly Drunk During Ceremony Osaka Mayor Toru Hashimoto Says WWII-Era ‘Comfort Women’ Were Necessary The Taliban Ends Anti-Polio Vaccination Stance The United Nations Promotes Edible Insects Personal Information Leak Reported in Europe Are Egypt, Turkey, and Tunisia […]

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German Taliban Recruit Quits, Expressing Displeasure with the Unhygienic Conditions and Drug-Induced Machismo Pervading the Organization

A German recruit to the Taliban has defected from the group after becoming tired of its unclean, drug-filled lifestyle. His time spent in Afghanistan left him infected with hepatitis. The former Taliban recruit claims the Taliban’s lifestyle and method is ‘incompatible with the Quran.’ [The Telegraph]

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